Directions to Cat Signs and Printing

How to tell if your cat is plotting to kill you?

Kneading on you

You may think this is a sign of affection, but your cat is actually checking you internal organs for weaknesses...

Throwing up grass

Through this painful feeding and purging process cats prepare their minds and bodies for combat...

Hiding in dark places and watching you

Your cat will often hide in order to study you in you natural habitat...

Sprinting at light speed out of any room you enter

When your cat does this it's actually a failed ambush...